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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute's vagina? A whorifice."
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"I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa."
"How do you tittilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
"What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."
"How do you make a candle really happy...? Blow it out, it'll be delighted"
"I'm like the weatherman and all this snow lately... ...always telling them it's going to be 12 inches but really only giving them 2."
"Good cop: I get it. You wanted an easy way out. Laptop: Please update Adobe."
"Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night."
"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"