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Joke of the Day

"Why women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does."

"I'm at the point in my life where ""friend with benefits"" just means a person who gives me their Bed Bath & Beyond coupons."

"Olive Garden is appropriately named given that an olive garden is exactly where even Jesus was disappointed."

"Saying ""bukkake"" when people sneeze is the new ""gezundheit"", honest."

"Why are American police officers so bad at snooker? They always shoot the black"

"Italian men regularly hit women... ...who make the mistake of standing too close while they are talking."

"According to my girlfriend, a small penis shouldn't be a problem in any loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY? When the train announces an arriving ""Station"", you can see it."

"What do you call a Mexican who has just lost his car? Carlos"

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, one to hold the ladder and the other to screw the mother.. LIGHTBULB!"