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Joke of the Day

"Why women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does."

"What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop."

"Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."

"Book that helped Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""

"I always imagined myself growing old with an archeologist, at least that way I'd know His interest in me would increase over time."

"What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"

"Young Billy stuck the knife into the outlet... He said it was a shocking surprise."

"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? No one likes to eat parsely."

"Balloons are stupid. ""Happy birthday! Here's a buncha sacks of breath."""

"A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. ""This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."""