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Joke of the Day

"On a recent business trip... I was checking-in to my hotel and I said to the receptionist, ""I hope the porn channel is disabled."" ""No,"" she said, ""it's regular porn, you sick bastard."""

"Boss: You're late! On Friday, I made it clear that anyone arriving late would be fired Me: Well I didn't know! I ducked out early on Friday"

"[Deathbed Confession] I wish I'd listened to my girlfriend more often. Especially as I crossed the road after she yelled BUS."

"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic man? He lies awake all night wondering if there's a Dog."

"What is the difference between a priest and a zit? A zit wait to come on your face till your 13"

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows..."

"Went to this zoo in Venezuela and the only animal they had was one dog It was a shih tzu"

"I wonder what my dog named me."

"Gender fluid I'm gender fluid. Some times I'm a man, and some times I'm a woman. It depends on which restroom is available."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice"