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Joke of the Day
"If your Polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist"
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"What do you get when you mix liquor and literature.... Tequila Mockingbird"
"Hillary's team is really going all out to get the LGBTQ vote... They've even convinced Huma to get rid of her Weiner."
"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"There's a marble statue of Mr. Peanut sculpted by Michaelangelo in the basement of the Sistine Chapel that only the popes know about"
"My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help."
"There was two muffins. They were put in the oven One muffin says to the other muffin, ""wow its hot in here!"" The other muffin said ""WHOAH, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran"
"Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder."
"Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore? Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP"