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Joke of the Day
"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."
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"Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? ""P"" because it's an R that lost a leg."
"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"
"Why do most blind folks not skydive? The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while."
"What is a pirates favorite firework? M80"
"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis? Girls don't laugh at my jokes."
"I was walking through the cemetery.. Saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, ""Morning.."". He said, ""No. Taking a shit."""
"I went to a feminist convention. Everything was good, except for one thing. Nobody made sandwiches."
"Why is a good hooker like a skilled carpenter? No wood gets wasted."