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Joke of the Day

"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."

"I decided to get my girlfriend & her sister new jackets for Christmas That is why I bought a pair of new gloves."

"Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso."

"The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone"

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because there is a ""b"" in both and an 'n' in neither."

"A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. Who's driving ? Immigration. (ICE)"

"A new band called 1025 MB is playing soon They just barely got a gig"

"Donald Trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! Except for the wall."

"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."