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Joke of the Day
"Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto"
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"What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!"
"What is Steve Job's favorite food? *Nothing because he's dead*"
"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus"
"What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit? He said ""I'm going to try on a different shoe size."""
"Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup"
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"
"Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye"
"Absence might make the heart grow fonder; but Absolut makes my clothes go yonder."
"i have a question for ron gaul why was my wife screaming your name last night?"