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Joke of the Day
"Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto"
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"Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?"
"Warring nations should hurl their politicians at each other."
"Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine. Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he? Mom: 27"
"My brother is so dumb. He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough."
"Always a metermaid never a meter"
"Racist jokes my dad told me Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza A pizza can feed a family"
"blonde joke Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? A: Knock on the door."
"Listen Mrs. Potato Head, you are married. No matter how many times you open your ass to me, I'm not doing it. Drunk Irish whore."