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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! Except for the wall."
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"Domestic violance in progress. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic Your loss, our sauce!"
"America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'"
"Difference between GF & WIFE Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."
"The Royal baby weighed in at almost 9 pounds Which is just under $15 US"
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"An alcoholic wakes up in jail He asks the first police officer he sees ""why am I here?"" the officer replies ""for drinking"" The man replies ""great, when do we start?"""
"To teach my kids about the election I let them vote for dinner. They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway."
"Two white guys and two black guys go into a police station The white guys come back from the station"