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Joke of the Day

"Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together. Sincerely, 7"

"Congratulations are in order. I just got the stitches in the roof of my mouth removed from that bowl of Cap'n Crunch I had when I was 13."

"I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,"

"teen son: 'cause the boyz n the hood are always hard /u come talkin that trash we'll pull your card mom: take out the trash & mow the yard."

"So a dyslexic man walks into a rab."

"I'm not saying he is out of shape, but... ... he calls the gym 'James' because he doesn't feel familiar enough for nicknames."

"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand The monk says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"How do you karma whore on r/Jokes?"

"What's a wombat for? For playing wom"

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."