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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."
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"What do you do to a blind, deaf, dumb girl after raping her? You break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."
"The time you really begin to envy your cat Monday morning."