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"""It's not about who's right or wrong."" ~ The person that is wrong"
"What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? Hang at home."
"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. No closer. Become one with your enemy. You're now your own worst enemy. Don't freak out."
"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."
"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"
"Two cows were in a field. One cow says, ""Mooooo."" The other says, ""Jerk. I was going to say that."""
"Why should you be scared of a white man in prison? Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to /u/Ser_Rodrick_Cassel for the joke!"
"What did the watermelon say to the honeydew? ""I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."""
"German tourist crosses Polish border. Border guards ask him: -Name? -Hans -Surname? -Schmidt -Occupation? -No, just traveling."