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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."

"I think I must have a leather allergy because whenever I wake up with my shoes on I have a headache."

"What's a 68 to a blonde? She goes down on you and you owe her one"

"Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7."

"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."

"How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia? Carve a turkey"

"Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots? He was a lacist."

"""Hey! Guess what just popped in my head?!?"" -- My dying words if I had an aneurysm"

"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21"