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Joke of the Day
"What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? Hang at home."
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"If I were to open a dollar store in the UK, I'd call it Pound Town."
"The thing I don't like about shopping centers When you see one, you've seen a mall"
"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
"What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus? You get an a-wart!"
"Uncle got surgery to get 12 nipples It's not just me, it sounds super weird, dozen tit?"
"Don't google ""can you die from an ear infection"" at 2am"
"Did you hear about the American Indian who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his own tepee!"
"Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house."
"Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as ""not Bruce Willis"" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling"