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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat? A vegiterrier!"
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"I like to go up to my wife's twin sister and say ""i know what you look like naked"""
"I love having sex on a camping trip... It's fucking intents"
"There is only one sport in which I can get a high score. It's golf."
"What's The Best Part Of Getting/Receiving A Blowjob? Her shutting up for once."
"Isis have just started making explosive prayer mats In their first quarterly report they said that prophets were going through the roof."
"What do you call a gay vampire? A fruit bat."
"What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops"
"I've just bought a car that parks itself. Oh really? And where it is? I have no fucking idea."
"NSFW - Getting a kiss might make your day, ... Getting a kiss might make your day, but getting anal will make your hole weak. Read this in a porta-poty at Roskilda music festival last week."