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Joke of the Day
"I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size Oops, wrong thread"
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"Why do people choose to become bakers? Because they knead the dough."
"How many X does it take to lightbulb? Karma?"
"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."
"Why did Yoda never get married? Because when he was standing by alter, and asked ""If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife?"" His response was ""Do I?"""
"9: Daddy, wanna hear something cool? Me: Sure! 9: *tells story* Me: Ok, well clearly we need to work on how you define ""something cool""."
"What did one condom say to another? Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced."
"Yo mama so hairy You almost died of rug burn when you were born"
"Sometimes having an extra chromosome... really gets me down"
"It was so cold last night I saw a lawyer with his hands in his *own* pockets."