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Joke of the Day

"Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy? Because of the Endor-fans."

"If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be? Strait"

"My girlfriend's father asked me what I do... Apparently, ""your daughter"" was not the answer he wanted to hear."

"What do cigarettes and pussy have in common? The closer you get to the butt, the more flavor you get."

"LPT: If your girl ever asks you which of her friends you want to have a three-way with, DO NOT GIVE HER TWO NAMES!"

"What do female ghosts have? BooOOOooobs."

"Tofu is over rated... It's just a curd to me."

"Getting older is like being in a prison shower You try to bend over as little as possible."

"Eating clocks is probably the most time consuming thing you could ever do."

"What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline? To get to the other side."