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Joke of the Day

"Wile E Coyote: I can't get rid of this headache *TNT explodes* *anvil drops on his head* *bus flattens him* Dr: it's probably stress-related"

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"*strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding sign saying ""Last Naked Guy For 75 Miles"""
"I was at the airport when I saw a soldier returning home. The first thing he said was, ""look mom, no hands."""
"You deplete me"
"How do Rabbis make money? They keep the tips."
"The worst is when you wake up hung over and you didn't even drink the night before."
"I'm currently on two different diets Because with just one I'm always hungry"
"Where do werewolves live? In werehouses."
"Work today had a sexual harassment seminar It was a real let down when I found out they weren't going to teach how to sexually harass."
"Honesty is an important part of parenting. That being said, I'm going to tell my kids that McGruff the Crime Dog is a dog that loves crime."