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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend came home yesterday.... She told me to take off her shirt. I obeyed. Then she told me to take off her skirt, so I said ""OK"". Then she told me to never wear her clothes again"

"I had sex while camping yesterday. It was fucking in tents!"

"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"

"Michael Jackson's latest autopsy report states that he didn't actually die at home. He died in the hospital - he was found in the children's ward having a stroke."

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"Push to Add Drama"

"How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear."

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"

"I'm so single my cat has a cat."

"I just slipped on a banana skin. I look ridiculous in it."