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Joke of the Day
"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"
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"How to take selfies: Step 1: Take 40 pictures. Step 2: Post the least bad one."
"Have you heard of the man from DeMizes? His balls were of two different sizes. One ball was so small, there was no ball at all. The other so large it won prizes."
"(1st day in heaven) Me: Whoa- is that Elvis? Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators"
"I just crashed a massive party... ...bus. Luckily there were no major injuries"
"I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers."
"Merry Christmas to everyone tomorrow... ....Today, fuck you."
"Did you hear about the two Jamaican Turtles at the RNC? They were just looking for Michelle Bachman."
"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"
"What's scary about a white man in prison? You know he did it"