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Joke of the Day

"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"

"I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits."

"Forgot to turn on the grill, burgers been on there for half an hour, I know cause the tv show I like's over & nothing's on fire."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift."

"I don't mean to denigrate women. (Ladies, ""denigrate"" means to put-down or patronize.)"

"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."

"Remember ladies. It goes from Twitter to Kik to Voxer to cell phone number to address to being dismembered in a motel bathtub."

"If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two."

"A gorilla walks into a bar... And several people get up to leave seeing the possible danger of the situation."

"Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math."