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Joke of the Day

"Remember ladies. It goes from Twitter to Kik to Voxer to cell phone number to address to being dismembered in a motel bathtub."

"Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines"

"What do you call a boxer who comes home after a fight, to beat up his wife? Overtime."

"Benefits of dating me: 1. You're the smart one"

"What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!"

"Son: Dad, what does gay' means? Father: It means to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot? Because it was Pablo-matic"

"Maybe money can't buy Happy but it can probably buy Dopey at a good price."

"Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? A: They're both green except for the chicken."

"What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent? A slippery slope."