201021

Joke of the Day

"A gorilla walks into a bar... And several people get up to leave seeing the possible danger of the situation."

"How do you make a dog meow? Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow."

"honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions"

"Here in Britain, we've got May & Hammond in the Government now - All we need is Clarkson and we've got Top Gear back again."

"I'll stop gnawing the ends off violins when they stop looking like Cinnabons."

"I'm under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that's how weather works."

"What is a Cambodian's favorite meal? Pol Pot."

"My favorite types of jokes are dead baby jokes; They never get old."

"My German friend brought his newly-bought laptop to me... ...and said ""I shouldn't have bought one with a English keyboard. Can you tell me what this is?"" He then pointed at the space bar."

"What do you call a sad asparagus? Despairagus =/"