201021

Joke of the Day

"A gorilla walks into a bar... And several people get up to leave seeing the possible danger of the situation."

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"""Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"" said mommy bear. ""Who hasn't"" muttered daddy bear. ""What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"""
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