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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde crawl over the glass wall? Because she wanted to see whats on the other side."

"Reddit, I need your darkest Christmas jokes to put in my Christmas cards!"

"Oral sex caused Michael Douglas's throat cancer; Surgeon General orders that vaginas be tattooed with cancer warning."

"A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo."

"A Trochee looks at his friend and says ""you look a little stressed"". The friend says ""i am"""

"Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"

"What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached? Harmonica Lewinsky."

"Float like a jellyfish, sting like a jellyfish."

"If every house in Mexico isn't perfectly landscaped and each bed isn't impeccably made then what in the fuck?!"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy"