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Joke of the Day

"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."

"As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone."

"How is having sex with a woman and eating at KFC similar? After you're done with the juicy breasts and the tender thighs, all there's left to do is to throw the bone in the greasy box."

"Most Facebook updates should be like this: Hi everybody, I didn't have anything meaningful to tell you. I just wanted to waste your time."

"Why Do Jews Make Good Philosophers? They think that everything Israel."

"Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan? Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)"

"The fish never seem to bite when I go fishing. I guess I just don't have the right allure."

"Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !"

"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."

"It's fun to go up to people sitting in the mall having a job interview and shout, ""The cocaine you sold me yesterday was the bomb-dot-com!"""