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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan? Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)"

"What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs"

"If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu"

"Pssst, what's the answer to question number 5? umm, dude this is a voting booth."

"What the the planet Jupiter say to Neptune? I can see Uranus from here."

"I was so happy it only took me seven days to complete this puzzle! The box said it would take 2-4 years."

"My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!"

"My grandma can't wrestle But you should see her box."

"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend"

"Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism."