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Joke of the Day

"Most Facebook updates should be like this: Hi everybody, I didn't have anything meaningful to tell you. I just wanted to waste your time."

"How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!"

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A shit-zoo."

"Someone at the men's outfitter just called me 'MISS' on the phone... ... ehh at least I don't sound married!"

"Jokes about wife. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive. LOL"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"

"Where's the loneliest place on earth at? Hillary Clinton's vagina."

"""knock knock"" whos there ""orange"" orange who ""orange u glad im not a banana?"" .... MARTHA THERES A RACIST ORAMGE AT THE DOOR DO I LET HIM IN"

"When writing a resume, it's much more valuable to say you are an expert at ""replicate and repurpose functionality"" than ""copy and paste."""