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Joke of the Day

"It's fun to go up to people sitting in the mall having a job interview and shout, ""The cocaine you sold me yesterday was the bomb-dot-com!"""

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"What is the worst part of being both black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven. (these do not reflect my personal views)"
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