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Joke of the Day
"Whoever's job it is to make sure I eat before I drink is fired."
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"A man had three sons. One was a model, the second a hair stylist.. The third one was also a faggot."
"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""So I guess you DID sign the agreement!"""
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