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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pissed off german? Sauerkraut"
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"So my friend came to me for help with his problems, but I really had to go to the bathroom... I left telling him I had shit to do, but really I had a shit to take and no shit to give."
"how do you kill two priests toss a small boy between them and watch them fight to the death. The winner has to fight Michael Jackson"
"An astrologer asks a lady if she wanted to know her husband's future... To which she replied, ""I decide his future, tell me about his past"""
"Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex."
"How do you get down from an elephant? You dont. You get down from a duck."
"Men with itchy butts Have smelly fingers"
"I'm leaving reddit"
"What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship? Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright..."
"Baby if you were a fruit - you'd be a fine-apple. But if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in hospital."