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Joke of the Day

"""It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."" ""Not with that latitude!"""

"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor"

"I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer... Then it hit me. . . ^^^I'm ^^^sorry"

"Why was the neighbor mad at the Mars rover speeding around her neighborhood? Because Curiosity killed her cat"

"So what kills a joke? The punch line . . ."

"Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind."

"Two angels run out of weed... One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. ""Fear not,"" he says and he points to Jesus. ""For he has resin."""

"What do you call a German taking a shower? A Showerkraut."

"What do you get when you cut up an avagadro? Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty?"

"In New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."