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Joke of the Day

"What is the meaning of trust? A cannibal giving you a blowjob"

"Some people talk the talk, others walk the walk. And here I am, a mute in a wheelchair."

"If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud... ...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket"

"When I was 12 years old, my Dad approached me and said ""Son, do you know anything about sex?""... I said ""Sure Dad, what do you wanna know?"""

"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage........ I used to shave my privates with one , but I don't have the balls to do that now."

"After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives... Owe for two."

"Wet Astronaut The astronaut thought he was taking a pee but it turned out to be a piss-up."

"Fat Chicks Are Like Scooters... They're Really Fun To Ride Until Your Friends Find Out"

"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason"" I'd like to smack them and say ""yeah, I guess you're right"""

"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a child, you're probably not going to enjoy it as an adult."