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Joke of the Day

"I need shocking, offensive, and disgusting jokes. I'm going back to school in a few days, so I need some fucked up jokes. Reddit Community give me your best."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It runs out faster for fat people."

"Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out."

"what do u call a mexican who lost hes car carlos LOL"

"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"

"What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion."

"Little Jack Warner Sat in the corner A finger in every pie. He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a bung And said ""Lets all go to Dubai!"""

"Kadala of Diablo 3"

"""Every kiss begins with k"" I whisper to myself as I read the one letter reply from my crush."

"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."