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Joke of the Day

"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"

"What is Sean Connery's favorite dish? A seizure salad."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell."

"Reddit front page is so slow that it's showing posts from 30 years ago."

"You're like cheese I laugh when I cut you! Edit: First post on Reddit? Why not start with a cheesy joke?"

"Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless you're donating blood"

"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."

"[biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it? [surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]"

"Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you? Because he doesn't know the time of day."

"NASA confirms, life found on mars."