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Joke of the Day

"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"

"My new house has special needs It has a re-tarred driveway."

"What do you call a man in a hole? Phil."

"Although Bugs Bunny starred in many cartoons, why did he die a pauper? He ate all the cabbage he made."

"What type of store doesn't move? A stationary store."

"What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"I set my password as 14 days. What did the computer say? too weak."

"My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be mad when she finds out."

"LPT: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain,and that's where shitty ideas come from."

"Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them"