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Joke of the Day

"what do u call a mexican who lost hes car carlos LOL"

"I asked this girl in my class for a rubber... forgot that in the U.S. they call it an eraser"

"What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack."

"I introduced my ex girlfriend to a buddy who has epilepsy She was always saying she loved vibrators."

"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."

"What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink? A Watermelon..."

"What body part never seems to win? The feet."

"You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor"

"Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer? To make it Fall."

"At first, I didn't like my haircut. But then it grew on me."