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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion."

"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady."

"A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info she asked ""Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"""

"What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego."

"My Favorite Fairy Tale The dog who cried woof"

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chest? . Chestnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chin? . A blowjob."

"Decisions Sometimes life gives you really hard decisions. Then other times It gives you really easy decisions like whether you should choose the lettuce or the ice cream"

"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"

"What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !"

"How did the potato get back from the party? It booked a Tuber."