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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It runs out faster for fat people."

"Take your teenage girl to Disney world, Quickly. Next year she will want to spend her holidays sucking off strangers in Magaluf..."

"What did the male eskimo say to the female eskimo right before having sex? I'm gunna fuck you Inuit pussy."

"When you have to deliver bad news, always lead with something worse: ""Honey, our cat died. Just kidding! But, I forgot to buy cat food."""

"I remixed a remix... ...& it was back to normal!"

"If your girlfriend says she's going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall... You might be dating my wife."

"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"The Four Types of Orgasms The Good ""oh yes, oh yes"" The Bad ""oh no, oh no"" The Religious ""oh god, oh god"" And the Fake ""Oh *person's name*"""

"Yo momma's so fat You can see the couch behind her do to gravitational lensing."

"1. Find homeless man. 2. Bathe him. 3. Wash & patch up his clothes. 4. Give him a record player. 5. Congratulations, you own a hipster."