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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"
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"Optimists see a glass that's half full Pessimists see a glass that's half empty Engineers see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be"
"Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me."
"What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas? A leaf blower"
"statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs. the statistics also show that the 10th man prefers the other 9"
"I'll always remember the day my wife said ""yes"" to my proposal. And I'll never forget that it was the last thing we ever agreed on."
"Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie."
"Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available"
"What batteries do turtles use? Durashells"
"I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word ZOO."