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Joke of the Day

"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"

"I've nicknamed my grandad Spiderman. He doesn't have any superpowers, he just can't climb out of the bath."

"Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? He got off on a technicality..."

"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull on a children's playground."

"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."

"Chuck Norris crab fishes the Bearing Sea using only a snorkel and a laundry basket."

"I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer... ...so...dad, if you're up there..."

"What's brown and walks upstairs backwards? A corgi with a boner."

"I just got Natalie Portman's autograph! Sure, it's on a restraining order, but still..."

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"