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Joke of the Day

"There once was a lady named Lucky Who used dynamite to give herself fucky. They found her vagina, in North Carolina, And one of her tits in Kentucky"

"I bought my son a pet snake and the salesman said ""Be careful those snakes grow up to 20 feet"" I said ""Shut up...snakes don't grow feet!!!!"""

"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"

"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""

"Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta"

"*takes bite of cookie* Aw man this is awful *takes another bite* Still bad. But I better eat the rest to see if it gets better"

"How does every racist joke begin? With a quick look around the room."

"If TV has taught us anything, it's not to get on a boat with a man we have just started dating, for it is there that he will murder us"

"I tried giving my cat a bath... but I keep getting hair in my mouth"

"The closest I get to exercising is when I trip on the sidewalk and pretend jog for like 10 feet."