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Joke of the Day
"If not at Bed Bath & Beyond, WHERE CAN I BUY A BED BATH?"
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"The Tsunami in Japan Everybody knows that the reason for the tsunami in Japan was because Magikarp was using splash all the time."
"So I went to a fortune teller and asked if I was going to get any action that night. She told me she didn't deal in self fulfilling prophecies."
"It sucks when something bad happens to someone you hate. Nobody will let you gloat. It's like you can't even enjoy your own joy."
"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Do you have any questions for me?"" Me: ""How strong is the wifi signal in the restroom?"" Interviewer:"
"Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!"
"When I change my son I don't use diaper cream, I use anti-wrinkle cream. He'll thank me as an adult with the smoothest balls in history."
"Election There was an election in New York."
"I don't have shower thoughts. They're against my religion. I'm a Bathtist."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !"