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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? Well, one of them is a cunning runt... side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives."

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"What do STDs and jokes have in common? They're both easily spread."
"Friend: ""Omg, your parents are so nice!"" ... You: ""It's because you`re here.."""
"I adopted a highway. Don't tell anyone I said this, but I don't love him as much as I love my biological highways."
"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."
"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."
"Rest in peace Dave ""The Diamond"" Clancy, and any other celebrity I just made up."
"Why are cops so bad at pool? Because they can't resist hitting the black ball."
"Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist? ""Please, can I have samosa?"""
"Dana White has his cock so far up Joe Rogan's ass When he farts it stutters credit /u/Blackirishman"