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Joke of the Day
"I can't count how many times I failed maths at school."
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"What do you call a nazi gardeners foot pain? A facist planter's Plantar Fasciitis."
"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."
"Crystal Clear would be a badass name for an albino stripper."
"Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?"
"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"
"If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway."
"I warned my friend that the girl he was taking home looked underage, but he said... ""If there's grass on the field, I'll play."""
"What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ? One always offer a snack bar after saying hello"
"*tries for a year to brush and floss better* *goes to dentist* Dentist: Do you even own a toothbrush?"