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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nazi gardeners foot pain? A facist planter's Plantar Fasciitis."

"I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside."

"Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo? They only had 4 cars."

"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" -To ""To who?"" -To *whom*"

"Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles. 1. They can get wet without taking a shower. 2. Bleed without being hurt. 3. Producing milk without eating grass. 4. Making boneless meat hard."

"Simple Chat.. Conversation: G: Im done. Let's split-up. B: What? Why? Where did I go wrong? G: Oh, im sorry babe wrong send. B: Thank goodness!"

"You want to hear the best joke ever? Repost"

"Why did the operation Barbarossa fail? The supreme commander didn't have the balls required."

"It would have been really ironic if Andy Dick's parents had named him Hugh."

"Thanks to School, I Now Eat Two Meals a Day... ... breakfast and dinner at home."