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Joke of the Day

"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."

"I don't friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating."

"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."

"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"

"Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*"

"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""

"Knock Knock Joke (created by a 4yo) Knock knock - Who's there? Apple - Apple who? *pause* APPLE NOTHING! APPLES DON'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO WEIRD, DADDY!"

"While shopping, look for this marker on where the gluten free aisle is at. You'll see a man with a gun to his mouth. Because, you know, bullets are gluten free."

"JFK jokes aren't funny yet And that just blows my mind"

"What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 60 pounds."