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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what ""clitoris"" is in French? Me neither, but I had it on the tip of my tongue yesterday."

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink... Not if Guantanamo Bay has anything to say about it."

"Pizza will never tell you you're fat unless you're high as shit, then pizza is probably suggesting you fight an aardvark to lose weight."

"Wtf neighbor I waved to you last week"

"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."

"Dubstep joke Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob bubububu Bob Bob WuuuuOOOOWWWubwubwubwub edit: formatting"

"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"

"My girlfriend said my dick reminded her of philosophy class Because it's so deep"

"When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting 'No, man, I've got to go home.'"

"What do ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."