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Joke of the Day
"Wtf neighbor I waved to you last week"
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"What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told."
"I went to the library and tried to take home a book on suicide The librarian said ""fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""
"At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I nearly choked on my #Brown"
"""I'm having a public meltdown!!"" - A Snowman, maybe."
"Poker never works well in Africa Ethiopians always eat the chips"
"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer."
"I just swallowed a little hair color. I think I'm going to dye."
"What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents."
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