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Joke of the Day

"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."

"Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel"

"Giving Money To The Non-Homeless Prank What kind of reactions could we get by giving our spare change to people who clearly don't need it. confused and disoriented evidently. :D"

"What do you call a warm glass of piss in the forest? A Bear trap."

"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."

"Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking."

"Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it."

"That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the garbage."

"If I were a homeless guy, I'd walk up behind young women, put my arm around them & cop a feel on a boob because I have nothing to lose."

"I watched pom. You misread that, didn't you?"