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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."

"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."

"If he says ""you're 1 in a million"" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you"

"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."

"How do you make hard cider? Put it in the freezer."

"If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in."

"Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice? For the Halibut"

"Man: Who are you? God: Your god. Man: What's your name? God: I can't tell you. Man: No way! God: Jahweh! Man: God: Doh!"

"I'd tell you a joke about fellatio, but it sucks."