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Joke of the Day
"I JUST HAD AN ESPRESSO WHO WANTS TO JOUST?"
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"Just found my birth certificate. Ugh, it's official: I've gained weight."
"Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'"
"Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria."
"""Mom, I'm sorry I'm not a doctor."" -Me ""It's okay if you're not a doctor, or anything else."" -Mom So true, much wow, no shock."
"Why did all the black people die in the war? Because when they captain said, ""GET DOWN!"" They all started dancing.."
"If Usain Bolt was an electrician... His name would be Usain Volt"
"It's mean to give a homeless person money for food without giving him money for a phone too... How do you expect him to Instargram the food?"
"I'm scared of the toilet That's where shit goes down"
"This is a joke about my balls but its pretty funny Why were my balls wet? cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL"