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Joke of the Day

"ME: hey guys what's the herps? HIM: u mean haps? M: oh, haha yea. what's the itch?I mean sitch H: uh M: hows it herpin? H: M: I have herpes"

"Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass."

"You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?"

"Q: Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? A: They steal all the green cards."

"If your Prius was a transformer his name would be Fagatron"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."

"When does a black person become a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room."

"So a Jewish boy walks up to his father... a Jewish boy walks up to his father and asks him for $5. His father responds: ""$4? What do you need $3 for? Here's $2, split it with your brother."""

"My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections."

"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"