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Joke of the Day
"If your Prius was a transformer his name would be Fagatron"
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"Seal walks into a club ..."
"Instead of Grammar Nazis, can we call them Grammar Alt Rights? Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright."
"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."
"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."
"ME: Excuse me...Where's the rowing boat equipment? EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what?"
"What does the future hold? Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even."
"Real Road Signs (What they mean) ""Rough road"" (Road sucks) ""Construction zone"" (Unattended orange cone zone) ""Lanes shift"" (Confusing af)"
"Hear about that Saudi girl? Sunnibody try to kill her, but Shiite"
"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."