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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."
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"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."
"Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you"
"Did you know about the guy that invented tampons? He went from rags to riches"
"Why does everyone have to point out they adopted their dog? Are they worried that we are suspicious because it doesn't look like them?"
"At the gynecologist Young woman:Doctor,last few days I can not feel the IUD string.What I am going to do now? Doctor:Well, now you can have sex with no strings attached!"
"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."
"I'm very sorry for your loss, but do you know if this funeral home has wi-fi?"
"Sleep It's better than the rest"
"Hate when I'm being chased by a shark and I make it to land, only to find out he's tied to the back of a tiger."